A) “Black Mirror”
B) “Top Gear”
C) “Robot Wars”
D) “Absolutely Fabulous”
B) Asian carp
C) Peregrine falcon
D) All of the above
E) None of the above
A) Pearl Street Grill & Brewery
B) The Anchor Bar
D) Templeton Landing
A) Hillary Clinton
B) Earvin “Magic” Johnson
C) Steve Martin
D) George R.R. Martin
A) “To Buffalo all hail to thee”
B) “In thy honor now we stand”
C) “Our alma mater by the island sea”
D) “Oh, for hallowed halls and smart professors”
A) Pulitzer Prize
B) Academy Award
C) Nobel Peace Prize
D) Key to the City of Buffalo
A) Alumni Arena and the Center for the Arts
B) Slee Hall and the Center for the Arts
C) The Student Union and Lockwood Library
D) Lockwood Library and Clemens Hall
A) Mark Twain
B) Rick James
C) Cindy Sherman
D) Frank Lloyd Wright
A) A favorite animal of William F. “Buffalo Bill” Cody
B) One of four massive buffalo on each corner of the Dumbarton Bridge in Washington, D.C.
C) A statue by G.H. Messmore that once graced the concourse of Buffalo’s Central Terminal
D) A memorable sculpture of the American bison in Jamestown, N.D.
A) Twyla Tharp
B) Judith Jamison
C) Mikhail Baryshnikov
D) MC Hammer
1. C | 2. D | 3. C | 4. B | 5. D | 6. A | 7. B* | 8. A | 9. A** | 10. C | 11. C | 12. C
*See Sonic Success |**Samuel L. Clemens Hall
0-3: Ok now, just put the magazine down, back away slowly and let the real UB alum in your house take the test.
4-6: Did you hear that noise? That was your degree spontaneously combusting.
7-9: Well done! You paid attention in school and remembered to take your ginkgo biloba.
10-12: We’re impressed. But you should really get out more.